Sunday, April 5, 2009

4/3/09

An agent for Michael Vick said Thursday that he hopes the ex-Falcon QB could return to the league by September. The agent went on to say he expects that NFL fans will welcome Vick back with open arms... except of course for Cleveland's Dog Pound.

The sequel to the “Sex and the City” movie will hit theaters on May 28, 2010. By that time Mr. Big will be known as Mr. That's Ok, It Happens to Every Guy.

On Thursday Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was indicted on nineteen federal corruption charges... And one count of obstructing his forehead.

Domino's was forced to give away 11, 000 pizzas for free after a Web customer found a promotion loophole. As a result of the financial loss Domino's can only afford to top their pies with pepper... no more roni.

At Thursday’s G-20 Summit, world leaders pledged over one trillion dollars in loans to struggling countries. To show the world just how much faith they have in the loan the G-20 officially changed their name to AIG.

The New Yankee Stadium opened yesterday. It's just like the old Yankee Stadium but much much bigger... It's like Yankee Stadium on steroids.

The New Yankee Stadium opened yesterday. The festivities included a champagne toast with the players although rumor has it, A-Rod toasted with a glass of juice.

The New Yankee Stadium opened yesterday. Some features of the new stadium include seats closer to the action, no obstructed views, and an A-Rod Juice Stand on every level.

The G-20 summit took place in London this week. The G-20 traditionally brings together the leaders of the world's top 20 economies, which is why President Obama was asked to leave.

The editor of the New York Times said that saving his newspaper is as important as saving Darfur. When asked to comment the editor of the New York Post said, "Who's Darfur?

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