Happy Columbus Day! It's the celebration of Christopher Columbus's discovery of America - although Glen Beck denies it every happened.
Pope Benedict canonized five new saints yesterday – including Hawaii’s first saint, Father Damien De Veuster. He celebrated by NOT getting laid.
The movie “Couples Retreat” came in Number 1 at the box office this weekend with $35.3 million. The movie takes place in a remote office in the Ed Sullivan Theatre.
A 7-year-old boy in Britain brought his 1-ton bull to “bring your pet to school” day. Or as we call it here in the states, "Show and Smell."
Over the weekend, Courtney Love closed her official Twitter account. Apparently it was infected with a virus.
This was in yesterday’s New York Times – apparently people in Japan are learning to speak English by listening to President Obama’s speeches - which explains why I had this conversation last night while ordering dinner: "Can you make my California Roll without avocado?" - "Yes... we can!"
Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank, an openly gay member ofCongress, said that the "National Equality March" in Washington
yesterday was "a waste of time." Harsh. Sounds like someone washoping for another Million Man March.
Rob Blagojevich will make an appearance on Donald Trump's "Celebrity
Apprentice" this fall. Not making an appearance on the show: Both oftheir foreheads.
This is interesting - NBC News reported that a White House advisersaid that bloggers who are critical of the Obama administration - "need to take off their pajamas". This doesn't apply to Rush Limbaughdoes it? 'Cause that would just be gross.
The New York Yankees swept the Minnesota Twins last night to advance to the American League Championship Series against the Anaheim Angels. Meanwhile a janitor swept the New York Mets locker room.
The T-Mobile admitted Saturday that a massive server meltdown recentlyhas probably permantely deleted many users' personal e-mails, contacts, and calandars - probably forever. In a last ditch effort totry to find them, NASA bombed the T-Mobile headquarters
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