Wednesday, October 28, 2009

10/28/09 Definite Joke on Fallon

***It’s been raining all day here in New York City… The visibility is so bad at LaGuardia, Northwest pilots can't even see their laptops.***

Tennis legend Andre Agassi reveals in his new autobiography that he used crystal meth on a regular basis in the late '90s. The tennis world is in total disbelief... when asked to comment, John McEnroe was like, "You cannot be serious!!!"

Everyone has World Series fever. In fact, a 43-year-old woman from Philadelphia was arrested for offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets. Steve Phillips already named her his MVP of the series.

... She would've had better luck looking for tickets on "SlutHub"

“The Discovery Channel” is planning to turn its series, “Man vs. Wild” into a video game for the Nintendo Wii... Just like host, Bear Grylls does in the show, players will have to drink their own Wii.

Earlier this week, Amy Winehouse debuted her new breasts at an awards show – by wearing a low-cut red dress. It's funny, when she arrived you could totally see her bust line... but by the end of the evening, all the lines were totally gone.

A new study found that women’s faces age and wrinkle just like their mothers... unless you're Nancy Pelosi's daughter - then it just stays frozen the way it is.

A new study found that children under 5 watch more than 32 hours of television a week. If any of the toddlers are watching the show right now, let me just say, "no, no, no, put that down, put that down... stop it, no, take that remote out of your mouth, out of your mouth!... NO! NO!"

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