Wednesday, October 7, 2009

10/6/09 - LATEST JOKE ON FALLON

***Catholic churches throughout New York are no longer offering wine at communion to prevent the spread of swine flu. In addition, communion wafer is now available in a nasal spray.***

... In addition, no more confession booths, now if you need to confess your sins, you have to do it into your elbow.

Comedian and host of "The Price is Right" Drew Carey offered $100,000to a Twitter user in exchange for the name “@Drew.” UnfortunatelyCarey was outbid for the name by someone who offered $100,001.

Norway topped the U.N.’s annual quality-of-life list this year –followed by Australia, then Iceland. Last on the list: Quaddafi's tent.

New research has uncovered seven new species of glow-in-the-dark mushrooms in South America - which explains how Rio got the Olympics.

A woman in Alabama was arrested after she let her 13-year-old daughterride in a cardboard box on top of their van. The daughter said she got the idea from watching the movie, "Homeless Teen Wolf".

A Palestinian man paid $140 to name a street in the West Bank after his Twitter account – the first street in the world to be named aftera Twitter account. Here's the strange part, the street name is more than 140 characters long.

A man in Florida was arrested this weekend for robbing a bank just two days after he was released from a 2-year jail sentence. He said he had no choice, it was either that or try to extort Letterman.

President Obama told a group of 150 doctors at the White House yesterday that the country has heard all sides of the health care debate and the time to act is now. The doctors agreed... then asked Obama to have a seat in the Oval Office and fill out some paperwork.

Happy 54th birthday to former Indianapolis Colts coach Tony Dungy. His former players planned to throw him a surprise party but at the last second, Peyton Manning changed it to a pool party.

The Daily Beast ranked "America's smartest cities" - from 1- 55. Raleigh-Durham came in #1, New York came in #13, and in a surprise upset Chicago lost to Rio.

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