***Today marks the 8th anniversary of the start of the war in
Afghanistan. Dick Cheney celebrated by champagne-boarding himself.***
***Congratulations to Brett Favre, who – on Monday night – became the
first quarterback in history to beat all 32 NFL teams. The next record
on his list, first QB to retire from all 32 NFL teams.***
Happy 33rd Birthday to former American Idol winner Taylor Hicks. Wow,
33, he doesn't look a day over 60.
Scientists believe the Komodo dragon – the world’s largest lizard –
originated from Australia. Apparently the species started leaving when
Dingos kept eating their babies.
Forbes just released a list of wealthy Americans who could actually
buy entire countries and our very own Mayor Michael Bloomberg could
buy Zambia for $17.5 billion. Bloomberg said that's ridiculous - if he
was going to spend that much money, he'd rather just buy Yankee
playoff tickets.
Heidi Klum filed paperwork to legally take her husband Seal’s last
name. So for now on Heidi Klum will be known as... Heidi.
NASA announced that it will crash a rocket into the moon this Friday
morning - hoping to see if there's any water. To ensure a crash, NASA
hired Paris Hilton to parallel park the rocket on the moon.
The energy of the collision is roughly equivalent to two tons of TNT -
or one KFed.
Elizabeth Taylor asked her followers on Twitter yesterday to pray for
her when she undergoes heart surgery later this week. I retweetwed her
message to @God. So she should be fine.
After losing to the Twins last night - the Detroit Tigers became the
first team in baseball history to blow a three-game lead in the
standings - with just four games remaining. The Mets were like, "Psst
big deal, like we couldn't do that?"
The swine flu vaccine is here! The first batches just arrived in New
York yesterday. Unfortunately they're still taxying on the runway at
LaGuardia.
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