Tuesday, October 13, 2009

10/13/09 - 4th Night in 6 Days w/ a joke on Fallon

***Jon Gosselin says he is having so much fun with his Jewish girlfriend
Hailey Glassman that he is now consulting a rabbi and considering
converting to Judaism. He's so excited to be Jewish he's already be
seen wearing an Ed Hardy yarmulke.***

The oldest cab driver in New York, Jack "the Hack" Dym is retiring at
age 82. He said he wants to spend more time with that a-hole who just
cut him off.

Did you guys see MIke Tyson on Oprah yesterday? The interview was very
emotional, Tyson at one point broke down in tears and said, "I'm tired
of failing." Then Rush Limbaugh stood up and applauded.

... In true Oprah fashion every member of the studio audience went
home with a face tattoo.

Happy, happy 29th birthday to singer Ashanti. At her party, when the
cake was served, she made a wish, then Ja Rule blew out the candles.

Researchers at the University of Utah created a new device that can
see through walls using radio receivers. Utah residents tested the
device and said it's perfect for spying on your neighbors or your
spouse... or your other spouse.

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