***A new poll found that “Whatever” is the most annoying word used in conversation. The next four words on the list were, "Jon," "Kate," "Plus," and "Eight." ***
You hear about this? No more "Phone-a-Friend" on "Who Wants to be a Millioniare." Yeah now contestants are left with only three lifelines: ‘Ask the Audience,’ ‘Ask the Expert’ or... "Extort Letterman."
Kevin Federline’s former landlord is demanding that he repay more than $100,000 in unpaid rent and damages on the home he leased in California. Apparently when KFed moved out, he never paid to have the side of his house put back on.
Jon Gosselin claims that Kate is trying to prevent him from seeing his twins, Mady and Cara, today on their 9th birthday. Apparently Kate asked the twins if they wanted to see their father and they said, "not until he gives back the money he stole from our piggy banks."
Today is the 138th anniversary of the Great Chicago Fire. Unfortunately Chicago lost the commemoration ceremony to Rio.
Guy Ritchie says in a new interview with Esquire magazine that he still loves his ex-wife Madonna “but she’s retarded, too.” It sounds terrible until you realize that "retarded" is just British slang for "way too muscular."
The U.S. deficit set a new record this fiscal year - it's 1.4 TRILLION dollars - The largest in American History. Just to give you an indication how heavy into debt we are... economists are calling it the KFed of deficits.
Well, NASA is T-minus one day from launching a Centaur rocket into a crater on the moon tomorrow morning - to see if there's any water there. If successful Obama plans to ask NASA to launch a follow up rocket to the moon to see if there's any money.
If NASA does find water on the moon, this is what we could hear: "That's one small step for man... one giant CANNONBALL! for mankind."
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