Tuesday, September 1, 2009

8/31/09

The home of Vincent Chase during the first two seasons of HBO’s Entourage burnt down yesterday during the California Wildfires. Unfortunately by the time firefighters arrived it was too late to hug it out.

Walt Disney bought Marvel Entertainment today for $4 billion. It means next time Mary Jane makes Peter Parkers Spidey sense tingle they better be wearing purity rings.

A new detox center in Washington promises to cure people of their Internet addictions for $14,500. The preferred form of payment: Paypal.

Today was President Obama’s first day back in Washington after a weeklong vacation on Martha's Vineyard. Obama called the trip relaxing- except for all the calls from the sitter about Joe Biden.

The “Today” show has hired George W. Bush’s daughter, Jenna Bush Hager, as an education correspondent. President Bush said he can’t wait to watch his daughter on TV, just as soon as he finds out what day the Today show airs.

Ikea is facing criticism for changing its catalog font to Verdana after using Futura for 50 years. Yeah, that’s the problem with reading the Ikea catalog - the font. Definitely not all the words with silent j’s and umlauts.

A new study found that over weight people have 8 percent less brain tissue than normal-weight individuals. So it's not all bad news for fat people, at least they have skinny brains.

Jon Gosselin brought his mother to the pool party he hosted on Saturday at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Apparently they had so much fun together, now everyone’s calling him Grandpa.

Rangers in California closed sections of Sequoia National Park afterthey discovered a marijuana garden growing in a cave. When asked howthe plants got there, the Geico Cavemen said, “our bad.”

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