Friday, September 25, 2009

9/22/09

Police are investigating the theft of $400,000 worth of jewelry fromthe home of Buffalo Bills safety Donte Whitner. I think it's safe to say none of the stolen jewelry included any Superbowl rings.

Ratings for Sunday night’s Emmy Awards rose to 13.3 million – that's a million more viewers than last year. Producers are attributing the extra million viewers to the chick from Madmen's boobs.

President Obama shook hands with New York Governor David Paterson yesterday at the Albany airport – two days after he asked the governornot to run in 2010 - which could explain why during the handshake, Patterson never made eye contact with Obama.

Did you guys catch the premiere of Dancing with the Stars last night?Former Republican House Majority Leader Tom Delay danced the Cha-Chato the song, "Wild Thing" - and then judge Bruno called him, "crazier than Sarah Palin." DeLay responded by calling Bruno a fascist.

Former House Majority Leader Tom Delay made his debut on the premiere of Dancing with the Stars last night and said in order to succeed onthe dance floor he had to "get in touch with his feminine side." Rush Limbaugh advised him to just do what he does: grow man boobs.

Researchers in the U.S. are now testing a new "topical cream" for erectile dysfunction. The topic: Disgusting stuff researchers have to do.

President Obama has been urging NY Governor David Patterson not to run for another term as Governor but just this weekend the two met at anairport in Albany and whispered to each other. Depsite the meeting insiders claim the two still don't see eye-to-eye.

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