Friday, September 4, 2009

9/3/09

Retailers are reporting a drop in a back-to-school sales this season.To help boost sales, President Obama is proposing a new grades-based incentive program called: “Cash for Flunkers”.

President Obama will deliver a major prime time health care speech toa joint session of Congress next Wednesday. That means the President will be in the same room with all 535 members of Congress - making it the first Presidential speech ever delivered thru a swine flu mask.

A new study finds that 11 p.m. is the most popular time of day for using the Internet in the US. Apparently the study didn’t account forthe hours of 9 to 5.

Google apologized yesterday for its Gmail crash this week and blamed the outage on a server. And by “server” they mean a girl in their office who had 700 Gchat windows opened.

The BP oil company discovered a giant pool of crude oil – estimated tohold 6 billion barrels – after drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. Hmmm a giant pool found in Mexico, I wonder who's gonna clean it?

To mark his tenth wedding anniversary with his wife, Victoria Beckham, David Beckham got a tattoo of 10 roses around his arms. The roses also represent how many soccer fans there are in America.

Paula Abdul is in the early stages of production on her own variety show in Las Vegas. It will be called: “What Happens in Vegas, Stays…Somewhere… Hold on, I Forget… Where Am I? – Vodka, Please.”

Happy 44th birthday to Charlie Sheen. I’m pretty sure I know how he’s gonna celebrate.

The State Department is investigating a wild party at the American Embassy in Afghanistan. Officials are reviewing video taken at theparty. It’s called “Girls Gone Wild: Burkha Babes.”

The party got so out of hand Joe Francis ended up punching Brody Jenner’s girlfriend.

Emory University in Georgia has moved 50 students with swine flu into a separate dorm where they are having their class-work and food delivered to them. The waiting list to get into that dorm has been full for weeks.

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