Friday, September 25, 2009

9/24/09

Big day today for President Obama... this morning in New York he spokebefore the UN Security Council... in the afternoon he traveled toPittsburgh for the G-20 Summit... then he flew down south for dinnerwith the Real Housewives of Atlanta...

In his 96-minute speech at the UN yesterday, Libyan leader Mommar Qaddafi tore up a copy of the UN charter. But in his defense Qaddafi's been living in a tent all week, he probably just needed some toilet paper.

Qaddafi referred to President Obama as "his son" and would be happy if Obama “would stay for ever as president. Then he asked Obama to be his BFF.

Qaddafi called for new investigations into the assassination of JFK. Qaddafi even offered to help saying he's willing to spend as long as it takes living in a tent on the grassy knoll.

A woman in Indonesia gave birth to a 19.2-pound baby boy this week –the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country. The mother took onelook at the size of her son and named him KFed.

Dr. Sanjay Gupta announced yesterday on his blog that he contractedswine flu while he was reporting in Afghanistan. He said the worstsymptom was coughing up all that "Gupta."

A new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll finds that more Americans favor Glenn Beck over Rush Limbaugh... in a bathing suit.

Workers at a recycling center in California found more than $3,000 incash while sorting trash yesterday. You know what they say, "one man's trash is another man's really smelly treasure."

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