Friday, September 25, 2009

9/23/09

Happy Happy birthday to the Boss! Bruce Springsteen turned 60 yearsold today. Wow, the Boss is 60 -- nowadays when he sings "Born to Run" he's mostly talking about goin' to the bathroom.

Leaders from Canada walked out of Iranian President MahmoudAhmadinejad’s speech at the U.N. today – and urged all delegates inthe 192-member chamber to do the same. Though it was a tough sellsince the Canadians walked out to attend a Celine Dion concert.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s speech at the U.N. today – and urged alldelegates in the 192-member chamber to do the same. Unfortunatelynobody responded to the Canadians' pleas of, "come on everybody, we'rewalking oot! Why is nobody else walking oot with us? Are you comingwith us, we're walking oot!"

I read this in Time Magazine - Former Presidential candidate Ralph Nader said that President Obama was - "Weak. Waffling, wavering, and ambiguous." Apparently when you finish 3rd in a presidential election you win a lifetime supply of "word of the day" desk calendars.

Last night Arizona Diamondbacks third baseman Mark Reynolds set a new major league baseball record when he struck out for the 205th timethis season. To put that number in perspective, Reynolds has made less contact with balls this year than Rosie O'Donnell.

German leaders planned to walk out of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s speech at the U.N. today if he denied the Holocaust or made any anti-Semitic statements. Unless his statements were set to a tecno beat, then they'd be cool with it.

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