Tuesday, September 29, 2009

9/28/09 - Latest Possible Joke on Fallon

***The co-founder of the Gap, Donald G. Fisher, died yesterday at the age of 81. He's survived by his wife and Gap Kids.***

Congratulations to Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom who tied the knot this weekend at a ceremony attended by many of Odom's Laker teammates. The biggest highlight came at the reception when Khloe tossed the bouquet over her shoulder and Kobe Bryant caught it in mid-air and dunked it.

Congratulations to the New York Yankees – this weekend they swept the Boston Red Sox in three games and clinched the American League East Title! Yep, the Yankees clinched... meanwhile in prison, Plaxico Burress clenched.

A 92-year-old woman in New Hampshire celebrated her birthday by sky-diving from a plane at 13,000 feet. When asked how she managed to avoid letting sky-diving scare the crap out of her, she answered, "Depends..."

Congratulations to Fernando and Yolanda Martinez - who own the Country Boys Taco Truck in Brooklyn - they won the fifth annual Vendy Award, which celebrates the best of New York's street food. Coming in last place: "Muammar Qaddafi's Falafal Tent. "

"Al Roker's Leftover Wagon"

"Ernie Anastos's "Keep F*ckin' that Chicken" kabobs.

"Donald Trump's Hair-epas"

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