Wednesday, September 16, 2009

9/15/09

Happy, happy 63rd Birthday to director Oliver Stone… At his party he was able to blow out all 63 candles on his cake… but some believe there was a second blower behind the nacho fountain.

Authorities in Ukraine will not allow Elton John to adopt a baby boy because he’s gay… And then the Ukraine went back to training all ofthe world’s gymnasts and figure skaters.

Authorities in Ukraine will not allow Elton John to adopt a baby boy,because he is gay and too old. “And the same goes for you too, Rosie O’Donnell”… said the Ukraine.

Dan Brown’s newest novel, “The Lost Symbol,” hit bookstores today. Or did it?????????

“The Da Vinci Code” author Dan Brown’s newest novel “The Lost Symbol”
was released today. The story takes place in Washington, D.C. over a12-hour period and uncovers the secret behind how long it takes Nancy Pelosi to removeher makeup.

“The Da Vinci Code” author Dan Brown’s newest novel “The Lost Symbol”
was released today. The story shines a light on a secret, underground society of people that understand what the hell a public option is.

an underground society of people known as, "Dick Cheney's Friends"

Donald Trump is calling for a boycott of Kanye West's music, saying hewas “just grandstanding to get attention.” Unfortunately nobody interrupted Trump while he was talking.

Happy Birthday to Hills star, Heidi Montag – she turned 23 today. Unfortunately for everyone at her party she joined them in singing, “Happy Birthday.”

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