9/14/09

Happy, happy birthday to Amy Winehouse who turned 26 yesterday. She said her favorite thing to do on her birthday is blow… out the candles.

The most talked about moment at last night’s VMA’s was when Kanye West jumped on stage and interrupted Taylor Swift’s best female video acceptance speech. Apparently Kanye thought he should have won.

After the VMA’s Kanye West apologized to Taylor Swift on his blog for interrupting her acceptance speech saying, “I’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment.” Word is Kanye realized how wrong he was when he got backstage and Serena Williams threatened to shove a tennis ball down his throat.

Everyone’s talking about Lady Gaga’s performance of her song,“Paparazzi” last night at the VMA’s where she faked her death on stage and ended up covered in blood. It was insane, there was so much blood on stage security had to restrain Robert Pattinson.

Last night at the VMA’s Taylor Swift performed her song, “You BelongWith Me” on a real New York City subway platform and inside a packed subway car. Not only did her performance steal the show but she sold enough Skittles to buy new uniforms for her basketball team.

Dean Kamen – the inventor of the Segway – designed a new portable device called the Slingshot that can purify drinking water in remote villages. Just like the Segway, the only problem with the Slingshot is you look really gay using it.

Barbara Walters was not present on “The View” this morning with special guest host Kate Gosselin. Instead she was shooting aone-on-one interview with Jon Gosselin for her annual special: “TheMost UN-interesting People of 2009”.

President Obama came to New York City this morning to give a speech onthe banking industry - on the one-year anniversary of the collapse ofLehman Brothers. In a change in strategy from his healthcare speech, this time Obama was the one telling the crowd, “you lie”

Osama bin Laden released a new 11-minute audio tape where he calls President Obama “powerless” in the war against Afghanistan. Later in the tape he explains that Obama is talented but that Beyonce is much more powerful.