***Happy 60th birthday to 70’s disco star Gloria Gaynor. She celebrated as she does every year, by surviving.***
The big story today, President Obama delivered his controversial speech to schoolchildren. In it he asked students to show up forschool, listen to their teachers and stop picking on Tim Geitner’skids.
The speech aired on C-Span and was watched by millions of students allover the country. It was the most watched program on C-Span by schoolchildren since Barney Frank and Friends.
During his speech to America’s schoolchildren, President Obama told students what they’re “learning in school today will determine whether we as a nation can meet our greatest challenges in the future.” Those challenges include walking up steps and fitting into pants.
Sonia Sotomayor started work on the Supreme Court today - and she wore a collar given to her by Ruth Bader Ginsburg. But if Ginsburg catches Sotomayor not wearing the collar at any time, Sotomayor has to serenade all the male judges.
A female journalist in Sudan was fined $200 for indecency this weekend after wearing pants in public. Sudanese officials are calling her the Hilary Clinton of the Sudan.
Congratulations to ESPN – for celebrating its 30th anniversary yesterday. Guys everywhere celebrated by watching Sportscenter the way they always do: while having sex with their girlfriends.
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