In an interview with Cosmo magazine, Lauren Conrad says she, "feels sexiest in sweatpants and no makeup." As for when she feels the least sexy, Conrad said she didn't know because Hills producers haven't told her yet.
Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman will co-star this fall in a Broadway play. Finally something that'll get gay dudes to go to a Broadway play...
66 bodybuilders in Houston were arrested for distributing steroids andHGH. Wow, 66 arrests... I guess when they say, everything's bigger inTexas, they're not talkin' about those guys' testicles...
... no professional athletes were among the suspects but when MannyRamirez heard the news he got that sinking feeling in his ovaries.
Finally some good news for the city of Detroit... last night the Red Wings advanced to the Stanley Cup finals after defeating the Chicago Blackhawks. To try to capitalize on the success of the team, GM immediately started production on the new Chevy Zamboni.
The number of Rikers Island inmates infected with the Swine Flu hasgrown from 10 to 26 in just one week. Which confirms that the virus can be passed from person to bitch.
Nancy Pelosi is in communist China urging cooperation on climate change. She stated that a healthy environment is a "human right" -- and then she read her lucky numbers off the other side of her fortune... 3, 17,28.
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