Jon and Kate Gosselin – of Jon & Kate Plus 8 – have filed for divorce. Which is exciting news for all those dudes out there lookin' to date an annoying mother of 8.
Dogs in Britain are being trained to sniff out diabetes with their hyper-sensitive sense of smell that can detect when their owner’s blood sugar falls. Turns out blood sugar smells like a dog’s ass.
Dunkin Donuts unveiled an iPhone App, “Dunkin’ Run” which allows users to place orders online. It’s ironic since anyone ordering donuts online probably doesn’t run anywhere.
An earthquake struck outside Anchorage, Alaska on Monday morning. It registered a 5.4 on the Richter scale… and an “Oh gosh, you betcha that was scary” on the Palin Scale.
Scientists in Morocco discovered the remains of the oldest known elephant relative, dating back 60 million years. The remains were positively identified by, “Snuffaluffagus”.
During her visit to San Francisco on Monday, Michelle Obama called on Americans to make this a summer of community service. And if you don’t… she will physically make you!
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