Saturday, June 20, 2009

6/17/09

Lindsay Lohan posted a topless self-portrait on Twitter yesterday. Unfortunately her hair was covering up her "tweets".

Can you believe all this rain we've been having? Mother Nature's acting so crazy, Al Roker asked her, "Are you proud of all this? Are you proud?"

The season premiere of HBO’s “True Blood” was watched by 3.7 million viewers – the most watched HBO show since “The Sopranos” season finale. When NBC heard this they immediately fired me and gave my job to Anna Paquin's boobs.

The New York Times is reporting that Sammy Sosa tested positive for steroids in 2003. No word yet on whether or not he got them from Manny Ramirez's OBGYN.

Big movie news, Shia LaBeouf confirmed that an Indiana Jones 5 is in the works. I know it's hard to believe but he's not "La-BLUFF'n".

Here's some good news... Construction of new homes in May jumped by 17.2 percent. Although to be clear, most of those homes were made out of refrigerator boxes.

Last night on "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here" former Idol contestant Sanjaya told the camp he's attracted to girls. So for the record: Sanjaya, straight. Adam Lambert, gay. Kelly Clarkson, straight. Ryan Seacrest... really short.

Starbucks recalled 530,000 coffee grinders because they can pose a risk by turning on unexpectedly. Yeah apparently Starbucks is haunted by all the time that's been killed there.

The Senate estimates the cost for new healthcare legislation at around $1.6 trillion. And that doesn't even cover universal healthcare... it just covers new magazine subscriptions for the waiting rooms...

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