(ANOTHER POSSIBLE JOKE ON THE SHOW)
***Happy birthday to Paula Abdul who turned 47 years old today. When she blew her candles out, they registered a .08"***
Barack Obama wrote an article for Parade magazine urging fathers to step up admitting, "I have been an imperfect father, I have made mistakes." Yeah like that time he killed Malia's pet fly.
A British fashion student designed a dress that lights up when your cell phone rings. You can also switch the dress to vibrate for when you're "sexting."
“The Hulk” star Lou Ferrigno is working as Michael Jackson’s personal trainer for his upcoming London concert series. Apparently Jackson wants his next color change to be to green.
... Apparently now Jackson wants to learn how to change his skin from white to green.
To celebrate the end of his 2-year driving ban for being caught behind the wheel high on marijuana – George Michael bought a $200,000 Ferrari California. It's an awesome car, it can "GO-GO" 0-60 in 4 seconds.
Happy Birthday to Actress Phylicia Rashad who turned 61 today. She celebrated with a footrub from Bill Cosby.
A new study found that women aged 25-39 are the most frequent users of digital video recorders... Industry experts were amazed by the statistic especially since DVR's don't vibrate.
In honor of Gay Pride Month, a drag queen in Ohio revealed her true identity as a Catholic priest. Parishioners say her arrest finally explains the "other" opening in the confessional booth wall.
Dodgers manager Joe Torre earned his 2,195th major league win last night - placing him 5th all time on the regular season wins list. Wow, can you believe that?... Now managers are even juicing.
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