Yesterday was Father's Day so to all the dad's out there, Happy Father's Day! And to all the guests of the Maury Povich Show, Happy "You Are Not the Father's" Day!
Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor resigned on Friday from the Belizean Grove – an elite, all-women’s club – after Republicans questioned her membership. Next on the GOP's list: Getting Sasha and Malia Obama to resign from the Burger King Kid's Club.
No one was injured when California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s plane had to make an emergency landing in L.A. on Friday because of smoke in the cockpit. Next time he has to fly, Schwarzenegger says he'll probably just take, "THE CHOPPER!"
It was revealed over the weekend that Steve Jobs received a liver transplant in Tennessee two months ago – the reason for his undisclosed medical leave in January. Doctors say unlike his old liver, now his new one can take videos and cut n' paste.
It's official, Gisele Bundchen is pregnant and will give birth early next year. Husband Tom Brady said he can't wait to witness Gisele experience the miracle of childbirth... And her gynocologist said, "neither can I."
Oprah is paying for her entire staff and their families to go on a $5,400 a person, Mediterranean cruise to Spain, Greece, Turkey, Italy and Malta. Oooh I wonder where she got that idea??? Maybe the $20 Booze Cruise to New Jersey I'm taking my staff on? Nice try Oprah!
Portugal will reportedly accept “two or three prisoners” from Guantanamo Bay. In return America will receive a prisoner to be named later.
The federal government will conduct a nearly half a million-dollar study in order to find out why men prefer not to wear condoms during sex. Here's how the budget for the study breaks down: $20 bucks for "research" and $499, 980 to pay the guy who has to write down all the reasons.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will make a full recovery after having a successful surgery to repair her broken right elbow on Friday. Unfortunately she's right handed so now she'll have to learn how to give Bill the finger with her left hand.
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