6/16/09

Did you see Al Roker grill Heidi and Spencer Pratt on the Today Show yesterday? Many are accusing him of over-doing it but Roker said he likes his interview subjects well done.

Sarah Palin accepted David Letterman’s apology for jokes he said about her daughter. But she said she'll never forgive Sirajul and Mujibur for 9/11.

... Biff Henderson for killing Nicole Brown Simpson...

My Space is laying off 30% of its workforce. But don't worry, that doesn't mean you won't stop receiving friend requests from strippers

During his speech before the American Medical Association on Monday,
President Obama called the rising costs of health care a “ticking time
bomb.” When Kim Jong-Il heard this he immediately asked if he could
detonate it.

On the WWE's weekly wrestling show Monday Night Raw, Chairman Vince
McMahon announced that he has sold the Raw franchise to Donald Trump.
His first act as owner: Instead of title belts, champions will now
have to wear gold hair pieces.

A new study finds that 45% of U.S. college students admit to binge
drinking. The number's actually much higher but the study was
performed by a bunch of drunk college students.

A new survey finds that 28% of Americans blame the Internet for
spending less time with their families. Yeah, and their families say it's because their relatives wont shut up about "tweeting."

Katie Holmes will reportedly join the cast of “So You Think You Can
Dance.” Not to be outdone her husband Tom Cruise will reportedly join
the cast of "So You Think You Can Make Up a Religion."

President Obama spoke for 56 minutes on Monday before the American
Medical Association – the longest speech of his presidency so far. It
was so long even Joe Biden fell asleep.

China held its first ever Gay Pride Festival over the weekend. It was
highlighted by a float shaped like a giant set of "Wok and Balls".

All the food sold at the festival was served with double-sided chopsticks...

The festival took place in "SEA-ana-MEN" Square.

... Unfortunately the festival was marred by some vandalism when a few
holes were found in the Great Wall... which now is being referred to
as the "Glory Wall of China."