Tuesday, June 9, 2009

6/8/09

Did you guys see the Tony’s last night? The opening number was the biggest and most expensive in show history. The highlight was the castof Hair leading an all star Broadway medley in “Let the Sunshine in”.The lowlight: Liza Minelli performing the nude scene from Hair.

Brett Michaels even performed in the opening number. He's the first person to ever perform on the Tony’s that’s had sex with awoman.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs will return from his medical leave at the end ofJune. Apparently whatever his condition was, now “there’s an App forthat.”

Things got scary at the French Open yesterday. A spectator climbedonto the court and tried to put a hat on Roger Federer’s head. Federer’s ok, but he said just the thought of wearing a beret has him completely freaked out.

Hillary Clinton said she originally turned down President Obama’soffer to be Secretary of State. But quickly reconsidered after she realized how cheap pantsuits are overseas.

A new survey finds that political conservatives are more likely to be grossed out by the sight of bugs than liberals. And the survey numbers nearly double if the bugs are gay.

A US “taster” tested the food that was served to President Obama atdinner in a French restaurant on Saturday night. Despite their political differences, Rush Limbaugh says it’s a great gig.

Scientists in Utah discovered the 20-foot-long bone of a dinosaur thisweek. In a related story… congratulations to Pamela Anderson on her engagement to a 20-foot-long dinosaur bone.

A woman in Florida was saved from her burning home this weekend whenher barking Chihuahua woke her up at 3 a.m. Amazingly, the Chihuahua was staying with a relative in Pennsylvania.

For the first time in 30 years, Saudis were allowed to go to the movies this weekend - they went to a triplex and got to choose from... Forbidding Sarah Marshall, How Stella Got her Groove Taken Away, and Making Ms. Daisy Walk.

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