Saturday, June 6, 2009

6/5/09

uring his trip to Egypt Thursday, President Obama toured the pyramids
of Giza. When asked what his favorite part was he said it was a tie
between King Tut's tomb and Larry King's tomb.

A nude photo of Carla Bruni – the first lady of France – sold at an
auction on Thursday for over $19,000. The next item up for bid was a
Polaroid of Hilary Clinton flashing one of her "cankles"... that sold
for zero dollars.

Happy Birthday to Saxophonist Kenny G who turned 53 today. Which makes
him just about old enough to actually enjoy his own music.

It was revealed today that Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor is
over $400,000 in debt. Despite what she owes in unpaid bills, the
Democrats still expect her to be confirmed sometime around
September... and receive her bailout around Christmas.

San Francisco Giants pitcher Randy Johnson won his 300th game
yesterday. Just to give you an idea of how big of a milestone 300 wins
is... Manny Ramirez compared it to the first time he got his period.

Actress Denise Richards revealed in a radio interview that she's had
three breast augmentation surgeries. She chalked the first two up to
being young and stupid and as for the third one... well, "It's
complicated."

President Obama urged Americans, unprepared for the June 12 transition
to digital television, to get a converter box soon before their TV's
go dark. Dick Cheney disagreed that converter boxes are the answer and
recommended that people torture their TV's until they produce a
digital signal.

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