6/25/09

When asked to explain how he spent his secret trip to South America,Governor Mark Sanford said, "I've spent the last five days crying in Argentina". Well, that does explain one thing: He's one of those dudes that cries after sex.

Did you read Gov. Sanford's emails to his mistress? In them he talks about her, "gentle kisses," her "tan lines," and "the curves of herhips." After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, "I feel your pain." (As Bill Clinton)

Rosie O'Donnell is returning to the airwaves everyone! She's gettingher own daily radio talk show on Sirius XL Radio... excuse me, XMRadio. Sorry.

A judge in New Jersey temporarily banned the former boyfriend ofDanielle Staub – from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” – fromreleasing a sex tape with her in it. From what I've heard though, youcan't see too much in the video because her bangs block the camera.

... The judge said the video can't be released unless the owner iswilling to pay royalties for all the Bon Jovi playing in thebackground.

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" opened yesterday and brought in
over 60 million dollars - shattering the record for biggest Wednesday
opening in the history of Hollywood. Not only that, the movie also won the Oscar for "Best Picture This Week."

Apples has approved the sale of the 1st Soft-Core Porn App for iPhones
or iTouch. But guys, word of advice when using it... don't let your mom walk in on you while you're shaking your phone.

Wired magazine editor Chris Anderson admitted to using whole passagesfrom Wikipedia in his new book about free products on the Web. He saidhe learned it from Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Jennifer Lopez is shutting down her "Sweetface" clothing line due toeconomic restructuring. She'll replace it with a new clothing linenamed after her husband Marc Anthony called, "Skeleton Face."

President Obama "dis-invited" Iranian diplomats to Fourth of Julycelebrations in Washington, D.C. after the violent crackdown inTehran. He's also de-gifting the "Chipotle" gift cards he sent themfor Cinco De Mayo.

The Phoenix Suns traded Shaquille O'Neal to the Cleveland Cavaliers yesterday, teaming him with Lebron James. In Phoenix they called him,"The Big Shaq-tus" but in Cleveland they'll probably just call him,"The Big... Dude Next to Lebron"

Perez Hilton is suing the Black Eyed Peas manager, Polo Molina, afterhe punched the blogger outside a club in Toronto on Monday. Molina andthe Black Eyed Peas aren't backing down however, they said, "Let's get the trial started-d, let's get the trial started in he-ah!"