Health officials in Los Angeles are offering free STD test kits thatcan be used at home and mailed back to a lab. The shipping material sare discreet but they do include a warning for postal workers to,"handle with Valtrex."
Did you see, The Yankees beat the Mets yesterday, 15-0 – the biggest blowout in the Subway Series history. The loss was so bad, after the game many of the Mets could be seen asking A-Rod for his cousin's phone number.
What a weekend in sports: The Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup, the LA Lakers won the NBA Championship and the Mets qualified for The Biggest Loser.
R&B singer Usher filed for divorce from his wife after less than 2 years of marriage. Apparently she was spending too much time makin'"Love in this club... in this club..." (Singing)
A new survey finds that nearly 50% of people blame the bad economy for their weight gain. The other 50% blame it on the P'zone!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was re-elected as President of Iran this weekend. He ran on the campaign slogan: "Yes Some of Us Can"
A new study on the economy finds that Sbarro is among the most vulnerable restaurant chains to bankruptcy. Loyal customers of the restaurant are hoping for a government bailout... with a side of garlic knots.
Historians in Italy have discovered a nude painting that resembles the Mona Lisa – and believe it was painted by Leonardo Da Vinci. They're hailing it as the oldest known celebrity nipple slip...
Apparently the historians found the nude portrait of the Mona Lisa in her boyfriend's cellphone...
The nude pic was leaked to TMZ-MLXXVII.com
New research finds that “House,” starring Hugh Laurie, was the most popular TV show in the world last year, with more than 81.8 million viewers. The most unpopular show: "Roker's Anatomy"
The world’s largest pair of jeans – the size of six tennis courts –was stitched together on Sunday in Croatia. Witnesses say the jeans will go great with just about everything in Aretha Franklin's closet.
Six Flags is filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, after falling into nearly 2 billion dollars in debt. It's so bad thier stock dropped from $41 a share to26 cents a share, then did 13 loop-de-loops, flew off the track and crashed into the funnel cake stand.
The amusement park chain Six Flags is filing for bankruptcy – the stock has dropped from $41 a share to 26 cents a share. You know it's bad when the only ride left is a lapdance from the Six Flags guy. (Ba da ba baba ba da, Ba da ba ba ba ba da...)
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