A Frenchman shattered the world record for holding one’s breath underwater – at 11 minutes and 35 seconds. Upon exiting the water, the first thing he did was take a Crepe.
Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor’s approval hearings will beginon July 13. A smooth confirmation is expected... unless Republicans find something that TRIPS her up... But short of that, look for the hearings to wrap up around FALL.
George Bush, Sr. will celebrate his 85th birthday on Friday by skydiving with CNN anchor Robin Meade. Not to be outdone, George W.Bush will spend the day trying to pronounce Greta Van Sustren.
Prince reportedly needs a double hip replacement – but because of religious reasons, will not undergo the surgery. Which is a relief tohis doctors who had no idea where they were gonna find replacement hips that small.
Scary news out of North Carolina, an explosion at a Slim Jim beef jerky factory collapsed the roof and injured dozens. When reached for comment Macho Man Randy Savage said, "Oooooooo Yeeeeeeeeah, snap into a FRIED Slim Jim!"
Police officers in London are being accused of waterboarding suspected drug dealers. Yeah but when the British do it, it sounds like such a smart idea.
In Rolling Stone magazine, Adam Lambert says he was inspired to audition for “American Idol” after having a “psychedelic experience”at the Burning Man festival in Nevada. And by "psychedelic experience"he means someone slipped some LSD in his eye liner.
A new poll finds that Vancouver, British Columbia is the easiest city in the world to live in. The second easiest city? Wherever LindsayLohan is.
Happy Birthday to Jo-Jo from K-Ci and Jo-Jo who turned 38 today. He celebrated by trying to convince the shift manager at Jamba Juice that he's Jo-Jo from K-Ci and Jo-Jo.
According to the California board of elections, A 16-year-old boy from outside San Francisco will run for City Council in 2010. How do I know this? Because I've been sent here from the future to stop John Connor!
In an interview this week, the new CEO of General Motors, Ed Whitacre literally said, "I don't know anything about cars.” Probably not what President Obama wanted to hear but former President Bush told him,“Whitey you’re doin’ a heck of a job!”
The new GM Chairman, Ed Whitacre, also said: "I think I can learn about cars. I’m not that old" – Meanwhile, he’s 67! I’m not sayin’that’s too old to learn about cars but he still drives a DeLorean.
… I’m not saying that’s old but he still has his turn signal on and he made the turn an hour ago.
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